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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Imanaga Rehab, Boyd Shoulder, Reliever Swaps, and Other Cubs Bullets - Bleacher Nation

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Mario Kart World? - Nintendo Life

So they tried

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Some candidates focus on blocking Cuomo’s path a day before NYC’s mayoral primary - AP News

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

US firms unveil sixth-gen jet F-47’s wingmen autonomous drones at Paris Air Show - Interesting Engineering

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Anxiety and anger may explain how parenting styles shape life satisfaction - PsyPost

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lies of P DLC expansion ‘Overture’ now available - Gematsu

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Omada Health Shares Soar After IPO as GLP-1 Drugs Fuel Interest - WSJ

Still no good.

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Midea Recalls About 1.7 Million U and U+ Window Air Conditioners Due to Risk of Mold Exposure | CPSC.gov - U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (.gov)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Feeling antsy in your legs at bedtime? This condition may be to blame - CNN

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Which type of earbuds, wired or wireless, is better for sleep and why?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Quis in et et repellendus.